On Behalf Of All Canadians

Kinja'd!!! "Victorious Secret" (victorioussecret)
02/21/2014 at 16:52 • Filed to: None

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I also apologize for salting my poutine with the tears of the Americans.


DISCUSSION (16)


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Victorious Secret
02/21/2014 at 16:54

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The yanks will pay you back in kind in Brazil!

Oh wait, you cannot into World Cup either

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But congrats on the silver!


Kinja'd!!! Victorious Secret > For Sweden
02/21/2014 at 16:55

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I might be patriotic but even I am not patriotic enough to give a damn about football.

Don't worry, we'll let you know how Gold tastes.

You don't have the Swedish Sisters to help you, after all.


Kinja'd!!! crown victor victoria > For Sweden
02/21/2014 at 16:57

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Hah. Boy, these Canadians sure are good at hockey though. Perhaps they are finally ready to build and maintain their own professional sports infrastructure around the sport.


Kinja'd!!! BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > For Sweden
02/21/2014 at 16:57

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If it serves as consolation, there's a chance nobody will World Cup at all, unless FIFA doesn't mind hosting their stuff in construction sites.

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On the other hand, they could always change it to Street World Cup or something like that.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Victorious Secret
02/21/2014 at 17:02

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...and that's the lesson you haven't learned from the Damn Yankees.

The world knows your good at hockey. We expect you to be good at hockey.

The mark of true Nationalistic Bravado is succeeding in sports that your nation as a whole doesn't care about, such as the Americans with football. #13 and #1 in the world in an American niche sport.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > crown victor victoria
02/21/2014 at 17:03

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God Damn #COTD


Kinja'd!!! Brian, The Life of > Victorious Secret
02/21/2014 at 17:31

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"27 to 24" is the only score that matters.

/whatthefuckis"hockey?"


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Victorious Secret
02/21/2014 at 17:41

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Americans don't care about SOCCER until we're fighting OTHER COUNTRIES.


Kinja'd!!! Bubbles22 > Victorious Secret
02/21/2014 at 18:55

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Obviously not written by a Canadian. There is no 'A' in " 'bout " and all sentences end in " 'eh? "


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > For Sweden
02/21/2014 at 19:01

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That's why being in Canada is the best during the world cup. Everyone picks a team based on randomosity. I for example am a Black Stars (Ghana) fan. And guess what? Last time in the world cup it was blackstars 2- 'Merica 1


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > crown victor victoria
02/21/2014 at 19:02

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Yup we already did that. You can check out a book by our prime minister on the professionalization of hockey...

http://www.amazon.ca/Great-Game-For…


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > thebigbossyboss
02/21/2014 at 19:06

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That's like saying being a Leafs fan during the playoffs is awesome because you can root for anyone else.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > For Sweden
02/21/2014 at 19:09

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+100 internets for making fun of the leafs!

I know Canada REALLY sucks at soccer. So either, I can cheer for Canada, who isn't even in the tournament and has only ever qualified once, or I can cheer for a country that usually qualifies. Far more interesting to cheer for someone who shows up to play the game.


Kinja'd!!! JasonStern911 > Victorious Secret
02/21/2014 at 23:32

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I might be patriotic but even I am not patriotic enough to give a damn about football.

Hey everybody! He called soccer football! Everybody point and laugh!

:P


Kinja'd!!! crown victor victoria > thebigbossyboss
02/22/2014 at 01:30

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Lookit that, you guys even borrowed a version of Amazon for yourselves!


Kinja'd!!! Axial > crown victor victoria
02/23/2014 at 04:28

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Zing!